Four years of writing press releases for a conservative media group has left me completely incapable of writing anything clever or creative.
Versed in providing colorless data, I still feel compelled to keep my writing minimal and to the point.
“Avoid any room for interpretation and controversy,” they said over and over again. The idea of being able to actually charm my readers now with such a monstrous personality is turning out to be quite the task.
Maybe I should get myself one of those ghost writers.
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