Anonymous asked: your body is amazing, have you always been in really good shape?
Four years of writing press releases for a conservative media group has left me completely incapable of writing anything clever or creative. Versed in providing colorless data, I still feel compelled to keep my writing minimal and to the point. “Avoid any room for interpretation and controversy,” they said over and over again. The idea of being able to actually charm my readers...
Anonymous asked: you appear taller than you actually are.
Anonymous asked: How old are you?
honorbrand asked: good stuff!!
‘If the girl had been worth having she’d have waited for you?’ No, sir, the girl...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via littleblips)
divine-destiny asked: I love sunken city! One of my favorite places :))
Anonymous asked: When/how did you learn/discover masturbation?
“There’s nothing I like more than swimming!” “Nothing?” “Nothing!” “NOTHING?” “Well, sex! I do like sex more. But I love having sex after I’ve been swimming.” “But do you like swimming after sex?” “No, I like taking a nap.” “Then there you have it. Sex wins.”
I feel lucky to know such talented and wonderful artists. You inspire me daily.
fwarg: yourscientistfriend: Please Reblog if you DID NOT HAVE the sex talk from your parents. fwarg (age 14 to her mom): why did you never give me the sex talk? fwarg mom: because you know more about sex than I do. I had the sex talk with my mother when I was 22. Driving back from an emergency room visit my mum looks over at me and says, “Maybe you can take me there...
Anonymous asked: I have been following your tumblr for almost a full two years since i was 17. Like most of your followers, I've obviously developed a huge crush. What would it take for you to send me some more risque shots from one of your shoots in an email? I will be forever grateful and you will have made fantasies become that much more real. It's wonderful for both parties.
projectuberluger asked: put vaseline on it. it pulls itself out due to lack of oxygen. just standby to make sure you grab it but it'll be stuck to the vaseline.
andisen asked: Did they just pull the ticks off??? You're supposed to either burn it or suffocate it with something thick like molasses or syrup because when you pull it out, the head almost always stays inside and continues to release toxins.
This morning I found a tick on Ava. I had never seen one before. it was repulsive. I immediately contacted my darling friend who I now call “Ava’s hero.” He made me watch as he removed it. It’s revolting A few hours later her babysitter found another. Another friend stepped in to help me remove it. The thought of pulling it out makes me want to crawl into a fetal position and die. I...
Anonymous asked: what is your natural hair color?
Home alone for a week! Let the shitty movie watching and eating like I’m 12 years old commence. What should I watch on Netflix?
fwarg asked: oh my god. making me blush, girl!
Anonymous asked: how much did your hasselblad cost?
My dad just called me. He called to tell me that his hometown was over 100 but he’s staying hydrated by drinking a lot of water. Don’t worry, he said, I’m fighting this dehydration. My dad only started calling me this year. I went five years without speaking to him at all after I sent police to his doorstep when he faked a suicide attempt for attention. Eventually he...
sylverlilly asked: you are lovely. and you get lovelier and lovelier the longer i watch you grow <3
Anonymous asked: Tu parles français couramment or is it just in dreams?
awhsheet asked: Just thought you should know that someone's taking credit for one of your photos (your thigh piece) again. Reblogged and linked your blog instead.
ihavemoretooffer asked: so you no longer live in portland? where do you live? did you like nyc? where did you eat when you were there.
gabegedwards asked: Sum up your relationship with aumie in two words?
tonofjon asked: Great blog and great photos by you! Good mixture, i really like it. Keep up the good work and swing by mine sometime. Heads up, its NSFW. //Ton of Jon